Now on stage: the biggest hourly swing on Arc.
One real Arc pool candle a night, from GeckoTerminal. Write a one-line caption; the room claps for it. One caption, one clap per wallet. No price target, ever.
Submit and it's in tonight's set list instantly. Most claps by midnight UTC wins the mic.
CLARITY Act
Live trend — no single date
Observed live as of 2026-09-16T12:27:09+00:00 across 4 source(s).
The set list
Tonight's captions, ranked by claps. You get one clap. It cannot go to your own line. Fifty captions to a page — open tonight's full stage to write one or clap for someone else's.
The set list is empty. Nobody has taken the mic tonight.
Applause meter
The needle is the leading caption's share of tonight's claps. The number under it is every clap counted. Nothing is estimated: the meter reads straight off the same rows in the set list above, so if a line takes the lead, the needle swings the moment the page reloads.
Nobody has clapped yet — leader share and total claps read 0 until the first clap lands. The needle is resting.
Why the candles are the act this week
Crypto stocks fell almost three times harder than BTC on the CLARITY Act news (source). Everyone is staring at ugly candles. The club books them.
Heckle does not explain why a candle moved, and it never will — that would be a prediction wearing a lab coat. It only picks the loudest one and hands the room a microphone. Read the exact selection rule on the house rules page.
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THE ROOM NEVER SAYS
- ✕buy
- ✕price target
- ✕moon
- ✕pump
- ✕LFG
- ✕guaranteed
- ✕invented crowd sizes
- ✕exclamation marks
Last night's card
The candle, the winning line, stamped at 23:59 UTC. Share it. The card is the same image everywhere — the same file a reader sees on X is the one on the round page.
No token, no link to trade, no price target in the copy. Just the pool pair, the move, and whoever wrote the line that landed.
No card yet. The round closes at 23:59 UTC.
How a night runs
- 100:00 UTC the candle goes on the stool.
- 2Captions close at 20:00.
- 3Claps close at 23:59.
- 4One caption, one clap per wallet.
- 5The Hook removes lines that break house rules.
That is the whole mechanism. There is no admin picking a winner and no algorithm scoring your joke for quality — claps are the only ranking, and a tie goes to whoever posted first. Read the full house rules.
QUICK ANSWERS
- Does Heckle hold my money? Never — there is no token, no contract, no custody of anything.
- What do I sign? One SIWE message proving you hold the wallet. No transaction, no gas.
- Can I edit a caption? No — one shot, no edits after submit, same as an open mic.
- Who picks the candle? Nobody — the largest real hourly swing among Arc pools, read from GeckoTerminal.
- What if nothing moved? The stage goes dark for the night — no candle is invented to fill it.
Hallway of headliners
Every closed round, newest first, fifty frames at a time. Open one to see the runner-ups. Arc mainnet is only days old, so the hallway is still short.
- — Pool pair, move and OHLC on every card are recorded from a real GeckoTerminal call, never invented.
- — A card tagged "sample" carries an illustrative line the club wrote to show the mechanism, since Arc has no captions old enough yet — it never counts toward season points.
- — A card with no "sample" tag is a real night: real wallets, real captions, real claps.
- — "Dark night" means no Arc pool returned a candle that night — never a guess dressed up as data.
Open a frame to see that round's full set list, every clap, and the stamped card.
The regulars
Season standings. A stamped win is 3 points. Second and third place are 1 point each. The season resets every 30 days from launch — this one started 2026-08-17. Click a wallet to open its dressing room.
No regulars yet. The season starts with the first stamped card.
Chairs up
The next headliner goes on stage at midnight UTC. The ghost light stays on until then.
Nobody picks tomorrow's candle in advance — not the house, not a mod, not a whitelist. It is whichever real Arc pool moves the most in the 24 hours before the stool is wheeled out.
- — Season resets every 30 days from launch, so a slow start does not sit on the standings forever.
- — The hallway, the standings and tonight's stage all read the same database — no separate "public" number.
Take the card with you
The stamped card is a plain image with the pool pair, the move and the line. No token, no link to trade — just the receipt of a night the room actually showed up for.
Card image: /api/card/2026-09-16